why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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