We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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