hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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