I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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