ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
