I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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