Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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