David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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