I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
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I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
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I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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