is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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