In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
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The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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