And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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