Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I supernannyed him into submission
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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