No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
