she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
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