Dual....:-)
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Randomize
