No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
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we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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