Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
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Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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