Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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