i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize