he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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