thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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