I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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