That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
