i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
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What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
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Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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