I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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