Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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