I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
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it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
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Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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