My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
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sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
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He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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