He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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