My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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