guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
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we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
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Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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