Jerry, you need to find god
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
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he's gonorrhea incarnate
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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