i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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