he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
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Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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