Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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