I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Randomize
