lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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