Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
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Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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