I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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