Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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