When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
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The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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