dude i'm inner monologue high
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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