Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
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i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
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Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Randomize