Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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