It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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