I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
