I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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