Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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