I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
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