She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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