i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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