Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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