There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
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