yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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