I wanna passion pit in your ass
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
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I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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