My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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