508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
So squirting runs in the family.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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